4.05.2007

Dude, seriously?

Google analytics is telling me that I am getting a decent amount of traffic off searches for "taylor pyatt girlfriend". Now, I can see getting traffic for cursing, A-team quotes or drinking, but seriously, I don't recall becoming a gossip rag in the last nine months. So, for the record, I have no idea if myspace has a girlfriend.

(An aside: I've also learned there is a yankeecanuckS.blogspot.com. Looks like some college Canada-America political relations thing that got no love at all. Here's a fun post for my Canadian friends.)

So, while I'm left to wonder if Pyatt is hitched, I went a'looking for some hockey wives. First off, I know I've referenced
this picture before. But I'll do so again to show you hotties and another reason, if case you need it, to root against Rob Blake.

Secondly, does anyone have any idea who
these two are? Is that Nazzy and Bertuzzi's wive's respectively? If so, nothing against our captain but, man, that woman doesn't look like she'd smile if you paid her (
update: I stand corrected, she does react! And her name is Lotta Naslund?! I could have a field day with this, but I won't...). I'd make a comment about Bertuzzi's wife too, but I don't want to be get on his bad side since he's geographically closer to me now. Mr. Morrison is taken as well, so stop your searches ladies!

Other findings include a gaggle (that is the appropriate term for more then one wife standing in a group right?) of
Blue Jacket wives, Tverdosky (him holding the cup is more offensive really), Alexei Semenov (who? what?), Bryce Salvador, Geoff Sanderson, something for the Oil to go home to after they lose, miscellaneous Wild wivery, older Bruin little ladies, a lot of Flyer committed relationships, Daniel Alfredsson, Patrick Marleau and, obviously, the Great One's one and friggin Yashin.

I know there are more out there but I'm too lazy to go find them. Maybe that's a good offseason project...a wife blogroll or image-roll. What the hell?


Oh yeah,
the Canucks play tonight. Perhaps a clinch is in order so we can focus on next week and I can get my ornery drinking schedule set.

99 comments:

Sean Zandberg said...

My wife is hotter than Bert's and Nazzy's wives. haha

Nice post. I love it when people dig up stuff like that.

Mike said...

Really? Time to share some pics Zanstorm!! :)

I think we need a summer poll of who has the hottest wife. Could take some time to dig them all up. I just realized I forgot Lecavalier's eye candy...christ, there's too many.

Rinslet said...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/xpilya/canucks/428898672_3a5576a864_b.jpg There ya go! :D Recent pics of Canucks wives/girlfriends. Hurhur. From this year's dice and ice. Carly Bragnalo (the orange one beside Lotta nazzy)is Pyatt's girlfriend.

PS: Katie Bieksa is sooooooo cute. I want to pinch her cheeks.

Rinslet said...

the link to the pic cause it got cut off in my comments roar

Mike said...

Rinslet! Holy crap...that's fantastic! That's killer, thanks for sharing that. Seriously Bieska did well for himself. As did Ohlund...do you know where the girlfriend's match up?

Rinslet said...

All I know...

Nancy Roy - Burrows' gf
Krystin Broten - Josh Green

The rest are pretty obvious cause those are the wifeys... but some of the others... Nancy Cotton, Leigh Ann Handrahan, etc.. O_O I have no idea. XD

Mike said...

OK, cool. Seriously, this needs to be shared. And debated. And voted on.

Shit, it's not fair they get to play hockey in that city AND get these women! Ugh...

Rinslet said...

XD Haha, not all of them are pretty. I think Pyatt's girlfriend would actually look prettier if she laid off the tanning bed... @_@;;;

Katie Bieksa definitely tops all of them, I think. She just looks cute. XD;; Girl next door? Haha

Megan Mitchell is pretty as well, but that pic doesn't do her justice!!!

More pics: one
two

Hehe.Most of the Canucks wifeys/girlfriends actually look more normal compared to some NHLers supermodel wives. A lot of them were actually high school sweethearts, etc.

u_u I love Linda Ohlund's dress in that pic. augh

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whichh one is pyatt's girlfriend?:O

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Pyatt's lady is next to Nazzy's in the top row - Carly Bragnalo.

I may need this picture framed.

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