Sean Avery will rake your lawn soon

I mean, Avery needs some flow after he's laughed out of the NHL...enter the good people at Slapshot Lawn Hockey. If you're really nice, you'll offer him some croissants by the early afternoon.

This model holds true for Chelios and Roenick too. But not Garth Snow...and the fact I can't make fun of him anymore is really the great loss of 2006 so far.