2.06.2007

You just made me vomit in my own mouth

Perhaps I'm the last guy to the party, but in case you missed it, the Canucks promotion department is going to harness the power of the intraweb for fans to broadcast their humiliation in hopes of winning the grand prize which includes, amongst other things, playoff tickets (presuming they make it I guess).

The good part is it gives me ample reason to mock and generally ridicule those who will post pictures, videos or whatever else is better suited for a message board linked on a Geocities Steve Kariya fan page. I’m willing to wager some will actually be pretty good, but the majority of user-generated submissions may fall into the camp of questionable, odd or just flat out wrong items. So who’s losing the best so far? Take a peek:





It’s not all bad though. I feel the girl on the left has a bright future whenever she turns 18. Don’t act like you didn’t think the same thing either. I’ll see you all in hell too.

13 comments:

Isabella said...

There are no words.

(Apparently they don't have the words, either.)

hoopsjunky said...

bwahahahahaha!

That's gold!

Zanstorm said...

With Markus Naslund who needs the Russian Rocket? well....
Nice find, man! Love it!

Mike said...

Watch, these two will win it. The 'nucks will go to the cup finals and they'll have a box seat view just to seal the deal.

PPP said...

I'll keep your seat warm (or cold?).

Mike said...

PPP - If the Canucks go on a miracle run, please keep the seat warm. I'd prefer almost anyone have a good seat over female white rapping teenagers. But maybe I'm just a big bastard saying that....no, that can't be it.

pornstarbabee said...

hm. so basically im going to be a huge, white chick pornstar, who sucks at everything. thanks. really. im pretty sure we got asked to go in this contest. so, id like to see you make a video. okay? <3 the future porn star

Mike said...

My dear singing Brooke,

Please note by entering an online contest as you did, you open yourself up to scrutiny just as I do with this blog. By all means, tear me apart for my writing if you want. That's cool, however I would hope you know that by entering yourself in such a contest that makes it to youtube of all places that you are begging for comments and other's opinions. I'm sorry you don't like my take on it (although I did stick up for whoever is on the left!) but judging by other readers comments as well, it was plainly a funny video. Nothing more, nothing less.

That said, I eagerly look forward to more of your work.

Anonymous said...

lol, uhm? im the one on the left and did you not call me a porn star? lol. but we had fun making it, and we dont like being called like.. the worst. because the creater of the contest invited us in, and were just young lasses so were not really used to random people making fun of us. but we love this video and its gold. hah, but anyways. sorry.

Anonymous said...

okayy yeah this is brooke.. i think it is kinda funny how you made us like a whole blog for our video! thats pretty cool. i never expected to be this famous:P haha
ps we have lots more work, i think we have made like 23 videos. pps. someone commented that our video should win :D

Mike said...

No, I didn't call you a porn star. I said once you turn 18 you have a bright future...as in you'll be legal and men will trip over themselves asking you out. There's a huge difference between that and porn. But, take it as you will...and who knows, maybe you'll win and get the prizes. And I'll be watching their games on TV like a chump!

Anonymous said...

okay well, yeah i get that. but i asked like tons of people what they thought you meant and they all though t you mean porn star. so , sorry for taking it wrong.

Mike said...

No, you'd have to be over 18 until I go there. I'm blunt, but not THAT blunt.